666-slut:

IF UR READING THIS U LOOK VERY CUTE TODAY AND ALSO ILY

carryonmy-assbutt:

rose-for-a-tenner:

carryonmy-assbutt:

guys what do hostages do if they have to pee really badly

like do the bad guys let you have toilet breaks or escort you to the loo

My cousin was held for 36 hours by the Gulf cartel. He said they were pretty chill about bathroom breaks.

I want more to that story

thingsamylikes:

Every conversation with my mother EVER.

spaceandbeyond:

Happy Birthday Jo Rowling! Thank you for creating the single most magical world that has become a huge part of many people’s lives.

Happy Birthday Harry Potter! Thank you for always being there to welcome us home, whether we come back to you by page or the big screen!

prince-kel:

prince-kel:

really great pictures blue took of me l ma o

FUN FACt 1 : im pretty sure i was trying to imitate aoba’s sex face in the second picture 

FUn FACT 2 : Im ALSO PRETTY SURE i was singing ”to the window,to the wall (to the wall), to the sweat drip down my balls in the last 2 

ringerandproud:

dancingmadss:

fandoms—assemble:

so i was reading the comments on the orlando bloom/ justin bieber video and i came across this gem

image

i am crYING

this is gold

stellenciapatherica:

進撃/腐】共犯者【リヴァエレ】
By pixiv member: SHIRANO 

I don’t usually translate BL but I laughed at the “Humanity’s Strongest” panel, so I liked this one.

whoredinarygirl:

i can’t even pick my favorite song what makes you think i can pick a college

blissless:

*constantly checks refrigerator hoping food magically appears*

sourintori:

someone give this poor child a hug please he doesn’t deserve all this suffering